What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

What's your photograph of the day 1097?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some sad truths about life?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?